Today's Colorado puzzle is posted in honor of the "A" in teamajk, who has made a hobby of memorizing the type of facts described in the write-up for this puzzle. I found it amusing that one of these was Welsh, as I've always found it a rather fascinating language. Not long ago I pasted some French text into google translate and was confused why it was identifying it as Welsh ... turns out I had pasted it in ROT-13. Sounds about right, don't you think? :) And now for the puzzle:
Tomorrow we'll celebrate Valentine's Day in California.